Monster’s Bollocks, what a week! A Howl-o-Week masquerading as a college historical party! And don’t you just HATE when someone shows up in the same costume as you–right down to the face?!
Editor’s note: Our resident screencapper, Ruthie, enjoyed rubbing elbows with the residents of Mystic Falls this weekend–the editorial staff was green with envy! But here she is, nose back at the grindstone just for our dear readers!
With nods to scary movies of old, Dr. Dickfield opened our saga with Last Dead Jesse strapped to a gurney in his diabolical mad scientist lab, teasing him with a few droplets of blood in a Petri dish. Subject 62547? If Dr. Dickfield’s ’subjects’ are numbered, how long has he been recording these little experiments–since The Golden Age of Silas? Perfect candidate for what, exactly? Our investigative team WILL get to the bottom of this!